Story #51: White Man's Folly

1779, Near modern day Prophetstown, Illinois

 “White man dumb” said chief Ruckamuck “they let an entire religion rule over

them that is not even their own”

 “Why that?” inquired Head of Bone.

 “I heard little about the white mans rulers. But me thinks I heard they wear funny

hats and have bigs noses but, but-”

 “What?” Head of Bone asked suddenly.

 “They look white.” Chief Ruckamuck said as if he was going to say something

that will really change the way Head of Bone thinks.

 “White mans true rulers not wear robes, but rags?”

 2016- Washington DC, inside the federal reserve.

 “Those plebeians are so weak, they donʼt even realize who truly rules them!”

John Burn-stein blurted as he was counting money with one hand and trading stocks

with the other, as if he has been doing it for years.

 The reserve was frantic over the last few days, only a few other days were like

this, but this was even worse that all the other times (the federal reserve has hired men

to commit massive crimes and than buy as stocks go down and sell when high). The

current plan was to blow up the Washington Monument.

 Burn-stein has been in the federal reserve ever since he could remember, “being

the chairman is a good gig” he said as the counting continued. “MR.BURNSTEIN!!!!!!!!!!”

An internet agent screamed at the top of his lungs “The... The.... THE PEOPLE KNOW

MR.BURNSTEIN” agent Goldberg yelled as if his life depended on it.”

“SHUT IT DOWN” John Burn-stein screamed.

 All was quiet in the federal reserve then the lone voice of Burn-stein said “Into the

shekel mobiles” Suddenly the federal reserve turned into chaos as every single

employee sprinted towards the shekel mobiles, such a variety of vehicles were available

from trucks to Bugatis to even ultra light aircraft. They all had symbolism towards each

other, agent Goldberg has a white Bugati with the star of David on it (yes a lot of Jews

are in the federal reserve, like all other banks)

 “CANCEL THE PLAN CANCEL THE PLAN” Agent Goldberg screamed, as if this

was scripted, and this was some sort of ritual.

 All the vehicles powered out the the federal reserves garage at pumped at

demonic speeds towards the nearest kosher deli, as they passed under a highway

underpass, two kids, cant be older than 15, threw a nickel at the front of the horde of

vehicles. “OY VEY” was heard as agent Goldberg stopped not even thinking about the

consequences to pick up the simple morsel of change. All that can be heard is a crunch

and a crash with the death and might of six million rhinos. All sound stopped, the fed

was dead, america was free, an eagle named small government perched on the over

pass, and it gained immense color, as if had been freed. America was free from private

banking, and private banks were banned, forever.

Surface of mars 2456

 “and that class is how the world was freed, freed from private banking and evil,

free to explore the universe as we pleased. It was a hard conflict, because

revolutionaries were dealing with the richest men on the planet, they were protecting

what they have spent their entire lives acquiring, and werenʼt going to give up, the place

there the hardest combat came is the USA”

 “The United States was the home of banking, and where bankers had more

influence there than any other country, they spent billions on private military assets and

vehicles, along with assistance from the actual military. It is rumored that there was a

group of religious fanatics that worshipped a cube made of guns and ammo, they were

some of the hardest fighters, along with them were highly successful politicians, world

class mechanics, and master engineers and builders. This group had no name, a

member told a reporter at the time, “they just want to fight for humanityʼs future” a

general said, a grand weapons maker, one of the original in the rebellion so long ago

said in a conference “Humanityʼs future is grand and sacred, very few may achieve

immortality in the warmth and comfort of the universes breast, I believe we can, now is

humanities time to explore the galaxy around us, and spread our kind to the universe.

Our mother has not comforted us, she has sent beasts to kill us, and sent her wrath

against us, that wrath is what made us strong, in humanities future, our mothers

children will leave the nest and head towards a brighter tomorrow.