Story #4: Disneyland Fun

Disneyland Fun

Once upon a time in a land about 6 airplane hours away, in a place named Disneyland, there were three people Jerry, the dad, Juanita, the mom, and Raul, the son. Living in Illinois, during the February months They were tired of sitting at home every weekend and doing nothing but watching the same old reruns over and over again. So during winter break one year, the family decides to take a trip they didn't know where they would go but once they got to the airport the saw the huge colorful sign, and in big, bold print the sign said "DISNEYLAND‚" they knew exactly where they were going. They got on the huge long bland plane and this flight attendant came up to them and said "Hello welcome and thank you for flying american airlines can I get you anything to eat or drink?"
Raul shot back‚"I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce, don't be frontin son, no seeds on the bun, we be up in the drive thru, order for two i've got a craving for a number nine like my shoe, we need some chicken up in here, in this shizzle, 4 rizzle my nizzle extra salt on the frizzles, doctor pepper my brother another for your mother, double supa supa size and don't forget the fries."
The Flight attendant was all like "What?"
Raul was like "Do I need to repeat myself?
"No I think I got it." Thought the flight attendant.
While Jerry was saying "You'll get what you get and you will like it and eat it."
"Yes father." Raul says like he says every time he get in trouble.
Three sweat dripping hours later they get off the plane in Orlando, Florida. All they see is sun, palm trees and signs saying "Disneyland This Way." They get a sweet 2014 ford mustang for their rental car, and go to check in to their hotel. When they get there the go to check in and the lady at the front desk says‚"Hello there welcome to the Palace where all dream come true what is your name?"
Jerry replies " We are the Smith family here for our first ever family vacation."
"OO," the lady applauds "I think we can give you something special, I have just upgraded your room to the Beauty and The Beast suit on the tenth floor. Is that okay with you?"
"Yes." Jerry screams with delight, "But why would you do that for us?"
"Because here at the palace we try to make everyones stay as magic as possible and considering this is your first vacation, I figure I could hook a brother up."
"Thank you." Jerry shouted.
"You're welcome and here are your room keys, you are room 999." Says the lady in her polite petite voice.
As the smith family walks away the lady says, "Have fun!"
The family scurries up to there room to walk in to a room full of food and a fridge and luxurious furniture and a 70 inch television with a ps3 and a blu-ray player. It had two king sized beds and giant gold doors like from a true palace. It had those frilly pillows that cover the entire bed and pouffy comforters on each bed. They go to bed early because the next day they are going to the theme park. The next day they wake up and go downstairs where they have this gourmet breakfast buffet, full of waffles and pancakes and biscuits and gravy and all the different juice you could imagine. They get done eating and go to the theme park and the only thing they do all day is magic kingdom. They do it all day until 5 a.m. when three guys go around the park and kill everyone with machine guns and machetes. The lesson to the story is never change your routine.