SATIRE: Shoulders

Shoulders

Walking into school, it's hard to concentrate, because all around, there's shoulders. Lots and lots of shoulders. They're so distracting, making it hard to walk down the hallway with out falling over my feet. There's nothing worse than the site of a girl's arm on a warm day. The freckles, and the soft curve into the shoulder. It's so appealing, and just needs covered for the guys safety. In the heat of Arizona, it's not necessary for girls to be wearing shorts and tank tops. They should be covered from head to toe, with as little skin showing as possible. A ski mask and gloves would make life a little easier as well. Maybe even some sunglasses to cover that extra skin. If possible, cover all skin on the body. Because skin is so erotic, make sure you're covered. When you girls walk out the door for school, please remember to be courteous to us boys walking around with you. Make sure you're wearing a long shirt, that shows no skin, with some jeans. But not those kind with the holes in it. We might get some sort of ideas from those. Skinny jeans are a no-no as well. Those are so tight. Everything can be seen in those. Mom jeans will be perfect. The kind that sag on your butt. Actually. Wait. The best yet. Sweatpants and a sack. Don't let us know you have a shape at all. Just please. Cover your shoulders.