Monday, November 23, 2015

SATIRE: Another Wrestling One ;)

          Wrestling is one of the easiest and most layed back sports ever. It takes absolutely no skill at all to wrestle. You could literally never even have seen or heard of the sport before and just start and be a state placer that same year you started.

          The practices are even easier than the sport itself. The start of the practice we jog for a couple minutes then we take about a ten minute break. After our break we start technique where we do the same move for about thirty minutes and just mess around the entire time. Next we take another ten minute break and then start live wrestling where pretty much we just roll around on the mat and don't do anything. During this time Coach Burri yells at us for working to hard so then we just joke around the rest of the time. For conditioning we run hall ways and do sprints. We were running to fast so Coach Swanson had to tell us to slow down to a walk so that we didn't strain ourselves too much.

          Parents are now calling the coaches complaing about the practices being to easy. Mainly about Coach Swanson because he is way to nice to the wrestlers. He just says to bad, he just going to keep being to nice.

          This is why wrestling is a sport of no skill at all. The practices are just too easy too complete. You barely even break a sweat after being at practice for two hours

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