SATIRE: The Hate

The Hate

          Have you ever been to hell? Well if you go to a wrestling practice, it's pretty much the same thing. They say there's not elevator to success, but in the case of wrestling, I wouldn't want to take the stairs. When you see those doors fly open. In your mind you just want to think it's to hot in the room so there letting in air, but oh no. Thats the sound success screaming "why aren't you working harder". That success voice is in the form the great, all mighty, lord, coach Swanson. If you don't put the title in front of his name he tends to get really happy about that. You can even see a smile come across his face as you get into push up position.

           When it comes to food, don't even think about it. Everybody whose not a wrestler is just waving it in your face. Jokes on you, I like it when they have a full belly. My body is just eating itself away from the inside out. The worst thing to hear is "You want some." Your stomach growls, heart pumps faster, and mind races. So you say no thanks and go on your way.

           Double legs, single legs, chicken wings, and halves are just some of the great things I don't do. Learning moves in practice is probably the best part of practice. This is because it's the only time you get to sit down and do nothing. Am I going to use the move? Probably not, but oh well, it's a break from practice for that minute or so. The