SATIRE: Donald Trump

Donald Trump

Donald trump is the greatest human alive, he should be the next president of the United States of America. He is the most honest man alive and would never lie. He has only filed bankruptcy like three times and is yet a billionaire. He is one of the greatest men alive one story he tells is about a flag pole at his golf course. The only permitted a twenty foot pole so being the great smart man that he is, he put a ten foot mound in and then put his thirty foot flag pole in that. If that's not president material then I don’t know what is. Another great quote from this great man is when asked about assis he said, “We should bomb the shit out of them until there is nothing left over there. Not an inch of usable land.” So basically if one person in our building said something like we should hurt the president then everyone in our school should be blown to bits. It doesn't matter that is was one person our great president should have enough sense to kill everyone in this place. If you’re eighteen and don't vote for the great Donald Trump you have no common sense because all of his ideas and thoughts are one hundred percent perfect. For Mr.Trump it won't all be great though you have to remember that the White House will be the smallest house he has ever lived in.